Real European Signs

When you live in Europe you enjoy a lot of interesting cultural novelties. Not least of these is often hilarious European signage. This post is the first in what will surely become a series. Enjoy.

No smoking allowed. Dancing bears are permitted.

No smoking allowed. Dancing bears are permitted.

Dogs who poop here will be ashamed.

Dogs who poop here will be ashamed.

In case of an emergency, ride the "All new fun chute into the inflatable party pool!" 

In case of an emergency, ride the "All new fun chute into the inflatable party pool!" 

We don't know what a "Danger School" is...but we want to enroll immediately!

We don't know what a "Danger School" is...but we want to enroll immediately!

We're assuming it's pronounced, "Shy-ya-nuggie-Plat"...but maybe that scary train conductor knows???

We're assuming it's pronounced, "Shy-ya-nuggie-Plat"...but maybe that scary train conductor knows???

Translation: "Sweden hates joy."

Translation: "Sweden hates joy."

This area reserved for men carrying 2x4s.

This area reserved for men carrying 2x4s.